Go Home Google. You’re Drunk.

Go Home Google. You’re Drunk.

Oh Google you magical wizard that knows all the things. Where would we be without you? You know all the answers. We just have to know the right questions to ask. Or do we? Maybe you’re trying to be helpful. Maybe you think we are just lazy. Or maybe it’s all just some big conspiracy. Whatever the reason, Google’s search suggestions sometimes make me worry about humanity as we know it.

Why, Google? Why?

why

Again I ask why?

why do

Maybe this is why?

why can't

Are you sure that’s a baby?

why babies

Time to get a new babysitter.

where are

SPF 5000 anyone?

suns

One of the great mysteries of life…

snot

Is this a thing people do?

slug

Cuz I’m a hungry!

pasta

Well this is confusing.

jesus

You might want to keep an eye on the guy who searched this.

invade

Evidently…

stupid

 

 

 

 

 

 

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